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Cool Guy 4 Lyric by Adam Sandler

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.-

SEAN:What's your name, baby?

GIRL #4:Desiree.

SEAN:Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

GIRL #4:What's your name?

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-

SEAN:My name's sean, I want to get it on.

GIRL #4:Ooh.

SEAN:you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

GIRL #4:Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

SEAN:Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

GIRL #4:Oh my.

SEAN:--You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

GIRL #4:That's sounds nice, sean.

SEAN:You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor.that's music to my ears.

GIRL #4:I'm already naked, how about you?

SEAN:Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

GIRL #4:You must look good you stud, are you hard?

SEAN:Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

GIRL #4:..."Tally-whacker"?

SEAN:No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

GIRL #4:Oh my god.

SEAN:What?

GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-{Sean groans-

CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- your kidding?

GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- And his sweet-meat.

CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- that's so gross.

-{she hangs up-

SEAN:No.She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

-{hangs up-

what the fuck is happening

-{weeping-

... I'm horny, goddamn it.Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.