Adam Sandler › Steve Polychronopolous

Steve Polychronopolous Lyric by Adam Sandler

Im a big fuckin dick
Im a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
Ill eat the last slice
Ill give you charley horses
Ill pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My names steve motherfucking polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra yankee ticket
And then I dont show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

cause my names steve motherfucking polychronopolous

Ill piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
Ill borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

Ill leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
Ill make fun of your pimple
Then Ill grab your sisters ass

cause my names steve motherfucking polychronopolous

And I dont care
And I dont give a shit

Ill break your brothers stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think youre better than me
Well youre fucking wrong

Everybody knows Im steve motherfucking polychronopolous

Deal with it